debris and destiny

ozthemagician:

sempaiko:

jrock1ove:

idontlikeyourcat:

THE ROAD SO FAR

FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.

I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.

WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?

DId you know that it is illegal in all of new jersey to pump your own gas? :)

No I didn’t. There are no regulations on who can pump gas or how old they have to be where I live.

sherlynn58:

♥ ♥ ♥

miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

taylor-and-his-clones:

Don’t meep. What ever you do don’t meep. Don’t say a word, don’t make a sound, and whatever you do…. don’t meep

taylor-and-his-clones:

Don’t meep. What ever you do don’t meep. Don’t say a word, don’t make a sound, and whatever you do…. don’t meep

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.