Coffee: check Boots: check Desire to deliver spa: ……..
50 shades of hipster: he pulled down my aztec leggings whilst I undid his chinos, we then took off each others vans and poured tea over ourselves
nothing is off limits
I finally made it back into the 180's!!!
I’m super excited!
scrimmaged with the girls tonight at practice since they were short. definitely sore now. haven’t been this beat up since I played football. it was fun though. ready for practice tomorrow.
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Cheshire Kat's: DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER →
mercurykiss: ofdemonsandtimelords: THAT YOU ARE DAMN INTELLIGENT VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS SUPER FUCKING LOVED EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE…
What you do when your Fandom's theme plays
Doctor Who: OOO WEEE OOOOO
Sherlock: Hum along
Anon, come on
super bored. anyone want to just talk?
Take a minute to consider this. Once a long time ago someone decided to put a string on a stick, then rock happened
rhydonmyhardon: oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
preteenbunny: do you ever say/think the dirtiest shit when you’re horny and then like right after you come you feel like you need to apologize to your mother your country and god
Fuck everything is getting screwed up today. Looks like my well planned Mother’s Day is going to suck ass. Shit I’m scrambling
Hey, today is Mother’s Day. I don’t care how cool or tough you are, be a mama’s boy (or girl) just for today. Show that awesome lady you care!
guys im in the 180’s again! hell I even have the whole V shaped body that I havent had in years
that awesome/awkward moment when an old prof hears you are considering grad school and calls you out