May 2013
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Coffee: check
Boots: check
Desire to deliver spa: ……..
50 shades of hipster: he pulled down my aztec leggings whilst I undid his chinos, we then took off each others vans and poured tea over ourselves
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Anons?
nothing is off limits
I finally made it back into the 180's!!!
I’m super excited!
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scrimmaged with the girls tonight at practice since they were short. definitely sore now. haven’t been this beat up since I played football. it was fun though. ready for practice tomorrow.
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Cheshire Kat's: DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER →
mercurykiss:
ofdemonsandtimelords:
THAT YOU ARE
DAMN INTELLIGENT
VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
SUPER FUCKING LOVED
EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE…
What you do when your Fandom's theme plays
Doctor Who: OOO WEEE OOOOO
Sherlock: Hum along
Avengers: Salute
Supernatural: Cry
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Anon, come on
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super bored. anyone want to just talk?
Take a minute to consider this. Once a long time ago someone decided to put a string on a stick, then rock happened
rhydonmyhardon:
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
preteenbunny:
do you ever say/think the dirtiest shit when you’re horny and then like right after you come you feel like you need to apologize to your mother your country and god
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Fuck everything is getting screwed up today. Looks like my well planned Mother’s Day is going to suck ass. Shit I’m scrambling
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Hey, today is Mother’s Day. I don’t care how cool or tough you are, be a mama’s boy (or girl) just for today. Show that awesome lady you care!
guys im in the 180’s again! hell I even have the whole V shaped body that I havent had in years
that awesome/awkward moment when an old prof hears you are considering grad school and calls you out